Animal Nitrate

ahh...time really flies super fast,seems like a blink,and its almost the end of the year again.(the end of the world is imminent.)

it seems like only yesterday everbody chanting Auld Lang Syne in harmony,and now we're about two months away,closing the hectic year again.

wow!that's fast.

my scoot is almost three years old in about a month time,and the next couple of days,i've to make arrangement for her first vehicle inspection.three years already?

wow!that's fast.

gotta replace the front tyre first,then i proceed to sin ming,where i choose to have my scoot inspected.yeah a bit nervous to undergo the inspection,coz my air filter makes a loud noise and the pipe pops every now and then,other than that i believe it's all ok,it's all good.

*POOOOOOT*oops i just popped gas.i farted.every now and then too.occasionally,like in a meeting or in the office,i've tried very hard not to break wind,and when i do,my tummy hurts.even my ebok would scream at me when i poooot at home.i can't help it,like i said,when i tried,i got sick.

my farts,almost 90% odorless,but of course depending of what food i consume,no,don't shut your nostrils,i don't eat egg.yes,most of people whom i knew who eat eggs every morning,will have the worst nauseating smell,God forgive em'.

my farts,odorless,harmless but a bit audibly loud.cool eh?no please don't try it at home,ok?

rude you might say,but i've read somewhere,that farting,is actually a good indication that the bowels are in working condition and our body system need to release gas,and by farting,we release em'.

now get the Fart out!!!!!!
*POOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT*